Magic Number

3 Names you go by:

Josh (the classic)
Joseph Joshua (but only when someone is appalled at something I've done)
Joe Goeghagan (this alias of mine worked at Lowndes for a while)

3 Screen Names you have:

Greyjoy is really the only one I've ever used.

3 Things you like about yourself:

My sense of humor

(this is a hard question)

3 Things you dislike about yourself:

(ah, now this is more like it)
My cowardice
My 'glass half empty' chemistry
My wishy washy nature

3 Parts of your heritage:

American Indian (Cherokee, I believe)
Irish
English

3 Things that scare you:

Clowns
Heights
Deep Places (like wells, caves, or ocean trenches)

3 Everyday Essentials:

A shower
coffee
yoga

3 Things you're wearing right now:

Mickey Mouse T-shirt (yellow and blue)
pajama shorts (white and burgandy striped)
underwear (also burgandy)

3 of your favorite Bands/Artist of all time:

Beck
Prince
Johnny Cash

3 of your favorite songs at present:

Any bits that I can remember from Nirvanov
"Evil" by Interpol
"The Ballad Of Maxwell Demon" from Velvet Goldmine Soundtrack

3 Things that you want to try in the next 12 months:

Writing a story
Acting in a Fringe show
Perfecting my Pan Am smile at a new job

3 Things you want in a relationship (love is a given):

passion
communication that happens with just a raised eyebrow or a twitch of the lips
a sense of the absurd

2 Truths and 1 Lie:

I'm a venomous bastard that has a 'kill switch' on all my friendships - I know the exact 'deal breaker' thing I can say to anyone that will make certain they never want anything to do with me ever again.

I keep the vast majority of my opinions to myself

I killed that fat barkeep.

3 Physical Things about the opposite sex that appeal to you:

Redheads
A nice bum
pixie-like body shape

3 Things you just can't do:

Be happy more than sad

Be serious more than silly

Be straight and narrow more than twisted and wide

3 of your favorite hobbies:

Acting
Reading
Gaming

3 Careers you're considering:

Writer
Cardsharp
Junkie

(but I haven't written anything in a while and I'm still kind of scared of starting)

3 Places you'd like to go on vacation:

Japan
The U.K.
Australia

3 Things you want to do before you die:

Start something and finish it
Enjoy what I do for a living
Get away with something

3 Ways you're like a stereotypical guy:

(another hard one)

I like College Football
I'm not very romantic
I sweat - a lot

3 ways you're like a stereotypical chick:

I'm offended that you used the term, 'chick'
I like to wear make up - I'm waiting for the next show that gives me an 'excuse' to wear make up again.
I sometimes stick my dick between my legs and talk in the voice of the guy from Silence Of The Lambs:
"Put the lotion in the basket."

Maybe that's more like a stereotypical serial killer.....oh well...question answered.